Wild Eyed Boy From Freecloud

So, my life is completely consumed with work right now, soooo, all you get is orange soda and David Bowie. And I mean, really, what could be better? Orange soda completes me.
I have a dream, people. That dream is to meet a boy who looks identical to this, who is incredible in all ways and who falls madly in love with me. Oh Bowie doppelganger, where are you? Find me. Marry me. Give me babies. Hahah. I am delirious from exhaustion, clearly.